When I’m dead, will you be sad?
I couldn’t live without you.

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I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn’t kill a dragon!

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I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.

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My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. A former model and Miller Lite girl. Yeah. She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants.

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freezeframesandetcetera:

SNOOPY COME HOME - BILL MELENDEZ - 1972

"A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection."

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Never gonna dance, only gonna love you, never gonna dance.

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There’s nothing to fear. There’s nothing to fear.
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind | Hayao Miyazaki, 1984

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You’re going to South America, Mr. Fredricksen?”

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godiseven:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

(Source: hiitsmekevin)

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Baskin-Robbins has Spider-Man ice cream. I am in love #icecream

Baskin-Robbins has Spider-Man ice cream. I am in love #icecream